tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7210936.post115037899325954078..comments2023-11-05T03:51:31.635-05:00Comments on Wish you were beer: STFUsanjhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08775172367511562715noreply@blogger.comBlogger2125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7210936.post-1151013810624783732006-06-22T18:03:00.000-04:002006-06-22T18:03:00.000-04:00The Pastor's Ass The pastor entered his donkey in ...The Pastor's Ass <BR/><BR/>The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won. <BR/><BR/>The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he <BR/><BR/>entered it in the race again, and it won again. The <BR/><BR/>local paper read: ...... <BR/><BR/>PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT <BR/><BR/>The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity <BR/><BR/>that he ordered the pastor not to enter the donkey in <BR/><BR/>another race. The next day, the local paper headline <BR/><BR/>read: <BR/><BR/>BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS <BR/><BR/>This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the <BR/><BR/>pastor to get rid of the donkey. The pastor decided <BR/><BR/>to give it to a nun in a nearby convent. <BR/><BR/>The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the <BR/><BR/>following headline the next day: <BR/><BR/>NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN <BR/><BR/>The Bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would <BR/><BR/>have to get rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a <BR/><BR/>farmer for $10. The next day the paper read: <BR/><BR/>NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10 <BR/><BR/>This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the <BR/><BR/>nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the plains <BR/><BR/>where it could run wild. The next day the headlines <BR/><BR/>read: <BR/><BR/>NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE <BR/><BR/>Alas, the Bishop was buried the next day. <BR/><BR/>MORAL OF THE STORY? <BR/><BR/>Being concerned about public opinion can bring you <BR/><BR/>much grief and misery and even shorten your life. So, <BR/><BR/>be yourself and enjoy life ... stop worrying about <BR/><BR/>everyone else's ass and you'll live longer and be a <BR/>lot happier!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7210936.post-1150402466429427002006-06-15T16:14:00.000-04:002006-06-15T16:14:00.000-04:002 eyes, 1 mouth to be used proportionally. that i...2 eyes, 1 mouth to be used proportionally. that is what I heard.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com